doppelganger

the dr and I know this couple (our associates cornelius and davinci*) who were travelling home recently on their motorcycle. they saw someone who fit the physical description of the dr., and when they called out to her by first name, the person turned and said hello. then cornelius and davinci proceeded to have a small (2 or so minutes) conversation with this person who answered to the dr's name, and looked enough like her to confuse our associates.

it wasn't until after they bade each other good night that they realized that it was not, in fact, the doctor. "sure, it sorta looked like her, but not really...and what the fook was she talking about?" they mused to each other. our associates then contacted us, and relayed said story.

so i googled the contents of the conversation to figure out who this person might be. and wrote her an email. i hope she doesn't freak out.

updates as they happen.


update 1 - the woman i emailed is NOT the person cornelius and davinci bumped into. but we're inviting this person out to a beer, as she is as intrigued as we all are about this.






* - i wish these were their names

scottish

some strange news from Scotland -
a Scottish man was placed on a sex offenders registry for raping a bicycle. Another Scottish man was sentenced to five years in jail for smothering his 76-year-old mother with a pillow not long after she told him he was a failure who could not even kill himself properly. "I woke up," the man told police, "and just decided to do it." [ed. - got something right]
you know where

writing

an open letter to Beer, from me, in the style of Dubble-u (previously referred here as Dub; rub a dub dub);

Dear Beer,
I am gonna git ya.

collective duh resonation

Companies Seeking Immunity Donate to Senator
DUH
Eric Lichtblau and Scott Shane of The New York Times report: "Executives at the two biggest phone companies contributed more than $42,000 in political donations to Senator John D. Rockefeller IV this year while seeking his support for legal immunity for businesses participating in National Security Agency eavesdropping."

john mclaughlin?

HeARt popPERS

Bo Ward, the proprietor of a barbershop near the Army's Fort Campbell, committed suicide at a town meeting in Clarksville, Tennessee. Ward had requested that his home be rezoned as a commercial property to increase its value and to offset the losses he suffered when most of his regular patrons, among them General David Petraeus, were deployed to Iraq; the City Council refused. "Y'all have put me under," said the barber before inserting a pistol into his mouth. "I'm out of here."

Two thirds of American CEOs, a study found, think that American CEOs are overpaid.

BB KING

thor

i like this.

i like the response - "We recognize that there is room for improvement and that even one bad customer experience is one too many. It is our goal to continue bringing customers in Northern Virginia the most advanced products and services we offer ... and to ensure that they have a great experience at every touchpoint."

UPDATE - woman now titled hero.

"For now, in other words, being an active liberal means being a progressive. And being a progressive means being partisan. But the end goal isn't one-party rule. It's the re-establishment of a truly vital, competitive democracy. For in the end, democracy is what being liberal is all about."

- Paul Krugman

Ignoranus Neologisms

Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

how now GOP cow?

am i on the crack?

In Iowa, Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson continued to attest to the existence of WMDs in Iraq. "We can't forget the fact that although at a particular point in time we never found any WMD down there, [Saddam Hussein] clearly had had WMD," he said; Thompson ended his speech by asking for applause.

Republican Senator Larry Craig was selected for induction into the Idaho Hall of Fame and announced that he would not resign from the Senate, despite being denied his request to withdraw his guilty plea of disorderly conduct resulting from a sex sting at an airport men's room.

i'll have the turkey

so maybe i haven't been paying attention, but it seems like Turkey and Iraq have a border problem similar to the problem AmuuuRica (USA) has with the Pakistan/Afghanistan border, and really all not that different (but different enough) with Iraq/Iran border.

wouldn't you think those American's might work on the border disputes? maybe have this figured out? maybe figure out other border problems?

danger doom.

rowr

sfist comes thru again.
and pull a punch? eyeglass shiv?
wow.

i'll have the fish?

There were reports of a restaurant in Tokyo where patrons could rape an animal before eating it. "When people have got money and done everything else," said a lawyer who'd had the pork, "they turn toward bestiality." - from

update - 10/5/2007 - not true?

live poker blog

you have nothing better to do, right?
should be entertaining.

debt collection phone messages

so i got this computerized phone message for G L O R I A (as the computer spelled out the name, apparently the computer can't say the name) - trying to collect some Tom Petty Song Them Song Van Morrison Song debts from someone i haven't heard of [G L O R I A].

which reminded me of this moment at the Tom Petty concerts at the Fillmore, where he played some 20 or something shows on sequential nights. and they did that song, and it was good. and my friend who was with me had this crappy little cassette recorder, and he taped the show. didn't come out right, but
G L O R I A came out beautiful; me-recalls.

so at the end of this message, the computer says something to the effect of "If this is not you, please disregard this message". Curious.

ironic reminiscence

First, an observation. Our nation is based upon the proposition that our statutes, common law and the Constitution will not only be applied fairly between litigants, but will also be observed by the government. People will be able to rely upon the rules, usually long established, and their consistent application. This engenders respect for the law. It is a sad irony that a nation that is so dedicated to the rule of law is doing so much to undermine the respect for it. - Fred Thompson to Council for National Policy

Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson, an outspoken advocate of Cuban sanctions, defended his large collection of Cuban cigars. "You know," he said, "if it's good, I smoke it." - as reported by harpers

I suppose i should remind Fred not to inhale his own smoke.

Bart and deeze nuts

thoughts on riding BART today:
was riding BART today, and remained totally entertained by a few things.

first i saw this ad campaign, and under the little fella was the caption "coming out all over San Francisco". Wow.

i took a pic of it on my phone, but can't get that pic off yet (have to figure that out still).

then a fella (who I'll describe as a wicked combination of Denis Leary (weird Halo version!), a 12 stepper recovering guy, and a jet skiers screaming malt liquored fueled voice (Sammy Hagar). He was screaming into his cell phone, which is always a treat on the bart.

i'll attempt to recreate his terrific phone conversation (reminder, this entire conversation vocalized as if the character of Bob Freber, Adrian Cronauer's make believe character, in the artillery, from 'Good Morning Vietnam', come to life [anything, just play it loud, ok?]):

Yeah!
Happy Birthday!
You awake yet? (8 am)
I'm on BART! I'm going into a tunnel! I might lose you.
A tunnel!
Yeah, I'm on BART!
I'm going home!
I'm on BART!
I'm going into a tunnel!
I might lose you.
Yeah! So happy Birthday!
Hello?
(almost impossibly louder) Hello?

::tunnel ends::

Ring-Ring.

HELLO?
Yeah, I'm on BART!
A Tunnel!

(Repeat)
I'm on the BART!

::Repeat until I depart::

banking

so ignore that this woman is a hippie. or whatever you call them.

soon i'm going from these guys to these doobs.

New place beats the rates at the old place, and no ATM fees? duh.

things i'm doing

working on my blog.
yes, this one.

working on a small business.
need to figure out business plans, patents, and graphic design, as well as production and marketing.

voting on my blog ------>

wearing as few trousers as possible on a long weekend. gardening, motorcycling, watching movies, managing my job and employees, eating, enjoying sunshine and beer, trying to relax.

probably missing out on stuff, as well. the life that happens.

mother, farms, prison, trucks, trains, christmas, and dead dogs.

ever since the dog got drunk and died, and momma went to prison
why nothing on this farm has ever been the same.
you know when mom broke out last christmas
get drove an old getaway laundry truck right into a train.

harpers loves you:

Two bears at the Belgrade Zoo, Masha and Misha, spent the
annual beer-festival weekend feasting on a 23-year-old
Serb, who was discovered naked, dead, and half-eaten in
their cage. "Only an idiot," said zoo director Vuk
Bojovic, "would jump into the bear cage."
Melting ice in the Arctic revealed previously unknown islands that have
yet to be claimed.

and finally, you might be able to find me at the Broken Record - 

1166 Geneva Ave
(between Edinburgh St & Naples St)
San Francisco, CA 94112

(415) 963-1713

Holy shit it's finally here...  After what seems like years my lazy ass
is finally sending out these emails.  So, if you are on this list you
probably know that the Broken Record Bar and Grill is hosting beer pong
tournaments on Sunday afternoons.  Teems of two people will compete
against each other in a bracket style single elimenation tournament
untill a winner for that day is declaired.  The overall winner of the
tournaments will be sent to Las Vegas, Nevada to represent the bar in the World Series of Beer Pong.  The rules of the sunday Broken Record tournaments will remain consistant with the rules played at the World Series whenever possible.  To see a full list of rules follow the link to
http://www.bpong.com/wsobp/ii/rulesandregs/
and click on "full rules".   Official tournaments will be played every
other sunday and alternate sundays will be open for practice, singles
play, alternate rules, shit talking etc...  For now the cheapest way to
play beer pong is for both teems to split a pitcher of pabst.  This
brings the cost to 2$ per person per game.  This will continue untill a
general entry fee is instated.  For now, the tables, cups and balls are
all on the house.  So find a partner, pick a team name and come to the
broken record sunday afternoon.  Signups start at 2pm and game play
starts whenever we have enough teems to make it fun.  Dont forget, it's
just a game people....  lets have fun and get sour.

dr makes a blog request

Perhaps this would interest your blog? It's a medical case study from India.

___________________________________________________________
Indian J Chest Dis Allied Sci. 2004 Jan-Mar;46(1):55-8.Links
Accidental condom inhalation.
Arya CL, Gupta R, Arora VK.

Jaswant Rai Speciality Hospital, Meerut, India.

A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.

PMID: 14870871 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]

Xantian The Insane

i didn't but i sorted wish i did...all i did was read it (and copy it)

Free Pair Prosthetic Arms
Reply to: sale-xxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-20, 3:45PM PDT

One right one left, good condition. All you have to do is come pick them up.


i'm laughing, i'm laughing.

changing my ways

You got effed in the ay!

I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken
That's Bullshit, Because I'm Still Coughing

"Playtime is over!"

this is a test, if this were a real post, i would have linked something.

handheld

you may have noticed that i recently added some changes to thedailychuppler. i was tired of the same template i was using, and i was really curious to see if the other addition could capture the essence of what i go on about here.
so far, they haven't.

in other news, i went for a long walk with the dr last night, in a quest for dinner. we dropped by the mini golf course in hayes valley. i am proposing an open mini golf tournie on 9/1. anyone care to join?

also we ate at Borgo, the place on the corner of fell and laguna, where i sped by during the early years of my residence in eS-eF. the food was average, but better than i expected. and the place really fills up with peoples. i'd be willing to give it another shot, as the salad we had was awesome, but my carbonara was meh.

as we sat in the (pretty cool) wooden booth at the window on the corner of fell n laguna, i recalled to the dr how i used to take that freeway corner at 60 and blast past the borgo at 50 mph up the hill towards the panhandle. i'm very nostalgic for that time, and yet i don't miss that freeway at all, now that i don't live on that side anymore (also, nevermore). but don't let it not be said that i like octavia blvd. i realize it is/was a political decision, but still am not enamored by it (but i do like patricia park, and even miss those b-man structures in the beginning).
and so here is that structure.
have a great day, and take the new poll.

i continue to dominate in sheer volume of posts lately. esp over esteban, anyhow.

how weird is it when you meet someone at a bar who you may have known as a junior high student? 3 outta 5 for weird, methinks.


do not try this game. it will eat your soul. good zombie game here... is there more fun than the chainsaw? maybe the chainsaw in the castro...

lying on my back....somewhere

what? Harj strikes again!

i am freaking baffled.

also, i am freaking pleased.

i am freaking interested.

wow

simply amazing.

not me me me, but meme (and damn you jamie)

also, this, of import to me: (from Harpers [I heart you Harpers]
What follows is an excerpt from The Shadow Factory, the aphasic memoir Paul dictated with such struggle and resolve, “forcing language back on itself.” In it, he recalls life in the hospital’s rehab unit, what he felt and thought, and explores some of the all-too-real tricks the mind plays to save itself from the tomb of lost words.

— DIANE ACKERMAN

“Bosh,” one hears you exclaim, “this man is writing about nothing!” But is he? It could be that he is writing about something somebody said to him after he had regained his senses, or that he regained these senses for himself, and detected shreds of rabbit fluff here and there. Imagine a man coming round after five days in the human tank that denatures us all and finds no memory worth talking about. I suspected as much from my 10-day immersion in whatever I was immersed in.

read the rest, here

not so sure about this...

My personalDNA Report



but really am enjoying this.

putting the ASS in passive

while I have had my share of passive aggressive notes from both work and my neighbors at home, neither of these notes are from/for me.
BTW - if you ever 'helpfully' ruin something for me at my job (like our A/C friend back there), consider that an act of open warfare, and your job will become incrementally harder for all eternity (or until you quit).

harpers

you know you love it ~
i suppose i shouldn't be surprised, but i didn't know this insurance product existed...

Over 500 victims of clergy sexual abuse settled their claims with the Archdiocese of Los Angeles for $660 million; the Archdiocese is expected to sell up to 50 church properties to raise funds, as many of the cases date from periods when it had little or no sexual-abuse insurance.

in other news, spiral jetty.

a couple of vids for you

this one, from slovamskey:


and this awesome thriller video. maybe i'm late to the party on both, but damn funny:

yes. it's that time

to my friend, Este (who stubbornly refuses to write):

[stolen from harpers]

and in England, gingerists, or people with a bias against red hair, were subjecting the auburn-headed to slurs like “you ginger bastard” or “you right ginger whinger.” The Internet's storehouse of wisdom, information, and pornographic images was determined to weigh 0.2 millionths of an ounce.

Also, if you can't find me this week, there is a really good reason.

Salmo yeehaw!

finally, maybe i should be watching this show (thanks peebs):
Bubbles: Do you want to see a rocket go, Randy?
Randy: Does it really launch, Bubbles?
Bubbles: [rhetorically] Does it really launch? Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

[Ricky goes over the department store's public address system]
Ricky: Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department. Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department and hurry the fuck up!

P.S. - This just IN ~

headphones

wear yo headphones. now press here.
see?
stereophonic, bitches.
i whisper you the code.

in otehr news; an open letter to:
Americas Test Kitchen -
How can you do this to me?
How is it that you send me weekly email to join your 'sister' site, and hide the recipes that i paid good money for behind the sister site and then ask me to pay, again, for the use of these recipes?
is it because you believe somehow i give a shit about a 'free microplane grater'? the answer to that question, and many other unrelated questions, is NO.

In final-ment, some harpers -

Jerry Falwell died. "Dr. Falwell," said
Senator John McCain, "was a man of distinguished
accomplishment."

remember that in '08.

get yo harpers on (Or Works to Worse)

Ya'll remember when Ralph Nader ran for president? I'm paraphrasing
here, but he mentioned that in order for the political system and
the nation in general to become something that actually works, "it
would have to get a lot worse before it gets better".

You think this is what he meant (via harpers):

The Republican candidates for the presidency debated at the
Ronald Reagan Library in California. 
* - Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas said that the day Roe v.
Wade was repealed would be "a glorious day of human liberty
and freedom" and that the current tax system "ought to be
taken behind a barn and killed with a dull ax"; 
* - Senator John McCain of Arizona claimed that he would
"follow [Osama bin Laden ] to the gates of hell"; 
* - Texas Congressman Ron Paul said that not going to war in
Iraq would have been "conservative," because "it's a
Republican, it's pro-American, it follows the Founding Fathers.
And besides, it  follows the Constitution." 
* - California Congressman Duncan Hunter took responsibility
for the border fence in San Diego. "It's a double fence," he said.
"It's not that little straggly fence you see on CNN  with
everybody getting over it." 
* - "No one on this stage," said former Arkansas governor Mike
Huckabee, "probably knows Hillary Clinton better than I do,"
to which former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani replied:
"Oh my!" 

Collectively, the candidates invoked Reagan's name nearly 20
times. It was announced that Reagan's diaries would be published. 

"Getting shot," he wrote in 1981, "hurts."

damn you Beck

damn you and your new album, and your damn good song, which has been playing constantly up in my grill.
your damn puppets, too.

taking Amtrak to Nigeria

You say Take the train?

You ever sit around your apartment, and think of taking the train to go see your friend in LA, or Portland? Well, there is a problem. Amtrak's California service is a freaking joke.

The problem is more than just here in the west, the entire system is being manipulated in all sorts of ways. This guy here is advocating privatization, which I am not sure about, but do agree that by hiring lobbyists the public would finally hear something about the problem.

In other news, let's all take the Amtrak to Nigeria! Here are the conductors! Yippeee!

In other other news, Hey Este, let's "Get Happy"....

who hearts Harpers?

in Baghdad, a U.S. congressional delegation outfitted with bulletproof vests, flanked by 100 soldiers in armored Humvees, and watched over by attack helicopters, visited a local bazaar to demonstrate the success of the current security plan. It was, said Representative Mike Pence (R., Ind.), just like an "outdoor market in Indiana in the summertime."

Actual Outdoor market in Indiana:




Are those gunships? 
Oh. 
No, those are trees.





RNC hopeful John McCain at the
so called "Indiana like market":

Time Ghost, the best bar in the citay

this point is not open to debate (p.s. - FOAD Yelp).

Zeitgeist, hands down, is the best bar in the city.

BUT, I was there last night, and I have disturbing news to report...

I ordered a cheee-burger and they asked me for my name (standard fare) and then -

the guy asked me for my cell phone number.

After I recovered (and thank you kind housewife who beat me with a 2x4 until I came to my senses [and why are both the pictures I used {found} of women being electrocuted? WEIRD!]) :














Anyway, when they called me (on my phone) to tell me my chee-burger was ready, I discussed the "new technique" of being called to pick up your food.

I told the gentleman [for he had recently thrown a woman outta the bar after catching her attempting to "steal" my food, a true gentleman] that I thought the new procedure was weird.

He replied, "It works, right?"
I said yes.
I said "It still feels weird".
He replied, again, "But it works, right?"

This case is NOT closed.

MORE - maybe they are gonna move to this? Dammit I'm proud of me!

not so thin lizzie

you ever google yourself?
just trying to follow some advice, and i ran across a sweet gem from a former job.

That is some sweet example of my writing skilz. I musta been hungover and listening to the supersuckers. thanks eddie.

i love harpers

Ya'll read Harpers Weekly?

one of my favorite weekly reading email deliveries; and then this little meanie showed up in my inbox:

The statement "In New York City, someone stole the penis of a
chocolate Jesus" is not true; the source was a satire website that was
mistakenly thought to be a genuine news source. Harper's Weekly
apologizes for the error.

How can you make that up? just terrific Harper's. Good job! I haven't laughed harder yet today. You have won a small pittance of a gift, which I'll keep in my front coin pocket on my jeans.

EXTRA MORE:
I just ran across these fine gems. I know ya'll enjoy 'em.

SUPER EXTRA MORE: HERE

my f(r)iend Lex

Joel (aka Lexington O. Lexington) is choosing to move to a new home uppin PDX land...as sad as this is to take, I can understand and some of those people I read (here come the shout outs) are all talking about how hard it is to live here in SF.

Sheesh, everybody knows the dice are loaded. it's hard to be a pimp out here.

anyway, i'll be celebrating the Joel Festivus at Zeitgeist on 3/31 at Noon or so. Come by and hoist one for our buddy Lex.

i got sealab-ed

my friend, zesty, sealab-ed me.
what is getting "Sealab-ed" you may ask?

lookie here.

ya see, sometime, in some bar, somewhere Esteban, Ian and I may have been consuming mass quantities. and we came up with the nickname 'Alan'. for everyone. I was Alan, Este was Alan, Ian was Alan, the bartender was Alan. It was a funny moment. the joke continues to this day...

Anyway, here is the inspiration behind my sealabbery:

everybody's got one!

Asshole list!

Also, i took a new job at a non profit in Berkeley. but enough about that.

i walk around an awful lot (aspect of the job, and i like that) between the different spaces the organization occupies. and I walk on city streets, in downtown Berkeley. which is usually pretty interesting.
A little background - I have mixed feelings about handing out money on the street to homeless peeps (I don't think I am alone on this). Usually I am more open to giving if said street type personage is doing something to earn money, like juggling or singing (entertaining). Maybe this makes me an asshole, but not like that list above.

SIDEBAR, ATTACK! Hell, the juggling guy was really good. He got tips from me every time I went by. And he would buy things to juggle with the money he made juggling. Reinvestment capital! Beeeutiful! American-ski dream! I wonder how his accountant handled that deduction...?

So there is this street musician playing what i think is Erhu. But this street musician is playing poorly. Real bad. It doesn't take much, I suppose, for my western ears to not know what is close to good Erhu, like i would know close to good guitar, for instance.

Here is what it should sound like.

Anyway, i don't know what to tell you, other than i now walk around the block to the other location.

Also, i was talking to my friend on my cell phone outside on the curb the other night, when a person of homeless persuasion approached me and insisted upon interrupting me. After a while i relented, and asked him what he wanted. "2 Dollars! Give me two dollars!" I declined this less than gracious technique, and he muttered "Feck you!" at me. I must confess, the conversation didn't become an open and honest dialog after that line. I fear he and I may never speak again.

buying a car - best quotes

been a while since last post - blah blah...

Anyway, bought a new car (new to us) the other day, been in the hunt since early December, got a few favorite memorable quotes/stories/songs that became to funny not to share with ya'll. The car we bought is at the bottom.

Back story -
We were interested in the (oh so popular) sport wagons. Our 1990 Camry was slowing dying, and we had recently been presented a bill to get her back to normal that was 2 to 3 times her value. Time to head to the dealerships. A recap of our conversations below.

SG = Sales Guy
US = Duh.

The Mitsubishi (or, "Gimpin in the rain")
So we went to drive the Lancer, as I have had a lot of fun watching Evo's tearing up courses throughout the southwestern US. I thought "I bet they are putting some of that great EVO technology into the base Lancer." This was an incorrect assumption. Drove 'meh'. Like that rental you get and say, "well, its a rental" with a disappointing sigh. I'm getting ahead of myself.
We get to the dealership, and no one is there. we are wandering around the showroom, upstairs, looking in all the offices which are abandoned. 5 minutes after we walk in there a guy with a broken umbrella and a rain soaked jacket opens the door, and yells "Is somebody in here?"
I'm ask him "You got any Lancers here in the showroom, here?" He answers, "No" after pointedly looking around at the 3 cars in there, and says "They're all outside". Where it is raining. I became salty at this point, and say, "Well, would you go and look at what you have out there?". He goes. He's dragging his foot. In the rain. You might call it a gimpy leg/foot. It's raining. He is officially Gimpin' in the rain. Cue Gene.

Later - after driving the unimpressive Lancer we get this gem:
SG: So, what is it gonna take to get you into this car today?
US: (Dumbfounded, moment of silence) Wow, you actually said it!

And yet later, after driving the Dodge Caliber (which I liked, but the Doc said she didn't like the admittedly enormous dashboard) we got it again:
SG: So, what is it gonna take to get you into this car today?
US: (Less dumbfounded, still, a moment of silence) Still a good line!

The Honda -
Sadly, not a very quote worthy fella. The Doc says this was her favorite salesman. Too bad he didn't have a car we wanted to buy.

SG: Hi, I'm a nice guy.

The Toyota (also known as the winner) -
1st dealership

US: Here's our (lowball) offer.
SG: No.
US: Ok, thanks. We'll be leaving (make like walkin')
SG: Bye.
US: Oh...(start real walking)

2nd Toyota dealership

US: What do you drive?
SG: Actually, I drive a Sienna.
US: Oh, do you like it?
SG: No, it sucks. I got a big family, tho.
(Note - this conversation happened directly after i put the car in 6th gear thruff the Macarthur Tunnel under the Presidio)
Later, after we lowballed the 2nd dealer-
SG: Ok, well I'll get my kneepads out to go and beg my boss.

The Mazda (or we didn't make it to the Mazda dealership) - short story.

Finally, the winner - (this is the closest approximation i could get to what ours looks like)

two things

why one should stick with their own country.
&
duh - maybe the switch to green energy is a smart idea, huh?

beer-o-diversity

I loves it...A big beer gut of an article about beer and the modern world.

Review to follow, mayhaps!

2 Jackasses (or is it 3?)

During a debate with his Democratic rival, Senator Conrad Burns of Montana said that President Bush (who this week compared Iraq to Vietnam) has a secret plan for winning the war, but that Bush is not going to share his plan with the world. White House press secretary Tony Snow compared the President to "one of those guys at the gym who plays about 40 chessboards at once."

~via Harpers Weekly

moments of huh?

I was in a local branch of Billy Bob's Big-Assed Bank recently, and they had some music playing in there.
I always find it interesting to listen to the music that's playing at an establishment. Sometimes it's very complementary music to the industry (WISH), and much more frequently, as in this case, it's a bizarre and "huh?" experience.

So I'm waiting in line, and listening to Gnarls Barkley's song 'crazy'.
Granted, it is a tough song to decipher with the speed of the lyrics, but a rough translation is something like this:

I remember when
I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that phase
Even your emotions had an echo
And so much space
Hmm mmmm
And when you're out there
Without care
Yeah I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Mmm

I'll remind you that I was at Bank of America. I refer you to a song from my childhood:

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!

Yeah. I think i might go over to Vox. Lyrics are nice and all, but i think i want to post up songs and vids.

Ketchup, Blogger, Ketchup!

i really like radiohead.

I've seen them a few times, including once in a pub in oxford (if my memory serves [usually it won't serve me {sometimes we quarrel}] right) in early 1991.

So i bumped into this band here, The Easy Star All-Stars version of OK Computer. And i really didn't like it, until i smacked into Karma Police. Holy shivers. Not to be not mentioned, we are not Let Down by the track of the same name.
Kinda like when you first hear Luther Wright & the Wrongs doing Pink Floyd's The Wall*. And they tear into In The Flesh, and you shudder like Ian McShane in Sexy Beast (Also, who doesn't love McShane as Swearengen in "Cocksuckerwood"? And her'e s Mr. Wu's take on everything).


* - the Easy Star's also are somewhat famous for their Dub Side of the Moon project. I think it is, mostly, meh.

p.s. - big ups to the chadfox, who posted up a great concert in SF history. More to come? I hope so!

need a sad laugh?

it's quite funny. get your tongue out of your check.

Pirates, matey

Yep, we've secured a pirate version of this here site.
Now get chuppled in Y'arrrrrrrrrr-vision.

guess what?

this is not the SF-ist...

holy retinal burn.

nazi pope?

So the Pope made some jackass remarks without consulting:
a) history books
b) 1.5 (or so) Billion Muslims
c) any kind of political advisor

All of whom might have asked him to rethink reciting from a Byzantine Emperor. Yes, that link is to the time of the fall of the Byzantine Empire...Right from when the quote ol' Benedict used. I'm no fortuneteller, though.

This Benedict guy is a jackass. So much for a Christian attitude, huh buddy?

Anyway, i was looking around for things related, like a good blogger, and ran into this. Jeezie Creezie! Reminds me when I lived with the Satanist in Sausalito. Which, mind you, could be an awesome band name. Left hand path, gangway! He sho was a nice fella, tho.

MUNI

one part of this:
6 year old kid: "Why don't they trip when we get in the back door?"
20ish acquaintance: 'They don't care none, they still getting paid. Would you trip?"
6 year old kid: "Not if I get paid."
-- From Mark/On the 15

one part this, this and that.

this works well for laughs.

So why can't SF get it's collective ass together to use already built technologies and proven transit methods to provide inexpensive, yet effective public transport?

Beats the hell outta me. I'm just trying to keep my street litter free. Compound these errors!

dead news?

I really enjoyed this column, and here's what grabbed me:

In honor of George W. Bush's efforts to stop torture by setting up secret CIA prisons and promote freedom by expanding government surveillance powers, I think we should spend a few days contemplating another great thing this administration has done for the world: it has reinvigorated political satire.

I think my question to the Dub (remember that chupplers?) would have to involve this somehow...but i fear my question going where any q goes that doesn't involve the current taste in his mouth, or how much brush to clear at his ranch; straight into his confused "stay the course" bin.

i keep

on reading and re-reading this article, and am not sure what to even think.

I guess as Tony Snow says "It's nothing new".

I'm gonna get that guy some Wellies for his birthday. I just think he deserves some. For all the sheep. You see where I'm going?

the (unavoidable) ramp up to

the 9/11 hoora.

Closing my eyes and plugging my ears whilst humming the tune to John Vanderslice's Exodus Damage won't prevent the voracious amount of 5 year anniversary "war on terra" hooha that is planned on being released in the next week or so. I just hope the media sources can wait until after Labor Day to launch their onslaught, so I can get a few good naps in.

Anyway, as a pre-strike on some (alleged Conservative) documentary that is going to be played on a channel near your head, this column came out, and it pointed out some very interesting and relevant information to me, and now, to you, a consumer.

free business idea.

everythingposthumous.com

truly a fabulous idea...but how does one measure spectral activity? Statcounter, can you do this?

Please leave comments on what would be sold there.

I push the (S)P(r)am Alot!

Not only is this just an amazing spam, it's also a great tag line!
And when I'm bored I can think of all the wonderful things "botnets attacked Defense school district Seattle hospital being arrested" {text as i received it}:

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a great quote

"What we have now is a terrorism industry, and the bureaucracy to support it. People are profiting from fear. Politicians cannot downplay terrorism, or they'll be voted out of office. Bush has completely run with it. And the media? If it bleeds, it reads. "

found




And these pretzel bits - Damn good in a really, really wrong way.








I only wish I understood how these two are connected. Some things are beyond the scope.

i just like it

via my bulk mail:
Fifth Third Bank - Important Fraud AIert

i wish i was still getting good spam. always fun. this is not an invitation...

from breehn

Just found this link to a Blog entitled, "They should have just called it Dr. Tran." Apparently
there is a new Will Ferrell movie about a guy with his own personal narrator.

correlations

penecillin = terrorism ~ and a really fascinating albeit gross history lesson.

plus:
not even sure what to do with this, but put it up here.

Index report

• Number of times that President Bush's "signing statements" have exempted his administration from provisions of new laws: 750
• Total number of times for ALL OTHER presidents since Washington: 568

Via Harpers

Watch yo ass.

Was driving around SF yesterday, doing some errands, saw 4 moto cops pulling people over, and in one case, having one person's car towed away.
Seems like a good time to slow it down.

Getting pulled over for speeding in SF? Does that happen?

just makes me giggle - 6 months later

They Do Have Lots of Wings in Asia

A little Asian boy sneezes without covering his mouth.

Black lady: Excuse you!
Asian mom: He's only 3, he didn't know any better.
Black lady: Haven't you heard of bird flu, motherfucka!

--M96 bus

Girl #1: I feel like shit. I think I've got the Asian Bird Flu.
Girl #2: Don't you mean Avian Bird Flu?
Girl #1: Whatever.

--56th & Broadway

Woman: Isn't it here in America?
Teen boy: Naw...it's in Japan. All these people be dying from it. Thank god Bush won't let it in the country.

--Associated Supermarket, Astoria

via Overheard in New York, Dec 19, 2005

The Concourse

Well, I'm going to be introduced to 'the concourse' for my first show there. new venue, and altho my friend JoJo says it has bad sound, i'm still pretty fired up.
While i was surfing around for info, i stumbled on this, this, and this, I must be the last person on earth to have heard them.

Knights of Cydonia has just so much political hooha running through it. Don't let that Mars exploration reference get past ya (reference to the Dub, or am i reading in? "And how can we win, when fools can be kings?). Also, make sure you listen for that QOTSA riff throughout...

City of Delusion is interesting. The mixing is so weird on this track with the vocals and guitars so up front, with the bass n drums all way in the back...and the fiddles/violins (I don't know enough to know the difference, if any. Uncle Anus, can you tell me?) bringing the middle eastern flair. wack. Don' forget the horns and Spanish guitar right through the middle. Excellent mixing.

And about SupermassiveBH, man, i just don't know what to think about this weird Beck/Prince sounding thingie....

Excited to hear the rest of it. I'll be surfing for leaks until it's released.

toying with LiveJournal

added my livejournal in the links section...
might play around wiht that, rather tan sticking with boring old blogspot.
check it out!

(p.s. to uncle anus - this counts as a post!)

free wifi in sf?

a great site about the proposed free wifi in SF.

a cool thing about math

social security gets a boost. the Dub is still trying to sell the S.S. giveaway to make wall street control the retirement plans, at the expense of the populace trying to figure out how they can be able to stop working some day.

rated 3 dammits ("there is still time" favoring heavily in the dammit numbers)

thanks

the stephen colbert thank you page.

certainly not new.

but making a resurgence!

HERE

DEBT! file under spam-a-lot!

I don't know what this means. But it sure is entertaining. We'll take your money, don't worry, we use the christian way! (i love the line - "use the cash for ANYTHING!")

eliminate your cash problems the christian way!

click to supersize!

net neutrality

this is a dailychuppler (ha, yer already here!)ALERT - awarded 5 dammits!
this has gotten my interest.
i test sent emails to some of my contacts at aol with this link, aol scrubbed the link from the email before it was delivered. i tested it multiple times.
CONCERNING! Even if you are still an aol user (hello? wake up!) that kinda activity should piss you off. actions here & here.

Harry Taylor - one ballsy mofo!

I couldn't have done this.
You can thank him here!
I'm composing my question, so that if i get a chance...

just two links

weird and useful.

i love this site!

dept of homeland security

DHS encourages individuals to report information concerning suspicious or criminal activity and cyber security incidents to Homeland Security.

Yeah. Who's getting played for a bitch? we are.

big dick

cheney


that's right folks, he's drunk and armed, and next in line. i just plain forgot how amusing this would be if i didn't live here. ay.

WIFI - SF?

an interesting read about privacy here

anthing else?

cool drifting vid

fun game. frustrating.

too good to pass up.

The Life and Times of Stinky Banwalla.


in other news:
ChadFoxes podomatics are just plain enjoyable.

well, it's

hysterical and scary.

oh, oh my. going to hell, while my tastebuds go to heaven! the dark nature of capitalism!

just plain and simple wrong.

might as well go for it!

gargle with this!

all better? please.

the return!

I’m here tonight;
What folly, it seems, to start an item like this.
These smells which numb our minds,

This feeling, which has been filtered;
The feeling of power,
So hard to relinquish

No tolkein here,
These are no gold lacquered spells.
My scrapings are that squeak

Which most credibly can stop here.
I’m here tonight,
I’m here tonight.

treatise on blog abandonment

gentle gentle reader(s?),
while it is clear that the chuppler has not posted in about 20 days, I do know that you are not having being forgetting about me, are youse?
If you demand answers (something I wish more of us do, btb), then know this: the 'rigors' of moving, the final semester, and my beer league has been getting in the way, along with a drastic lack of DSL.
oh, and this just in:

ENFP!

moon lesbians

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces,
Where we used to talk?
How shall I fill the final places?
How shall I complete the wall?

[glad i got that out]

giving

the slurper the slip:
part time job.
ends tomorrow. not soon enough.

item # 41863(a)

or, people who take their jobs too seriously:

"We'll run the risk.."
"What's the worst case scenario..."

Annoying, annoying people.

got any to add?

to:
uncle anus
I think you should go ahead and just do what you need to do. F those rumor mongering whores!

stop the slurping

so i realize that it is some sort of Asian culture thing to slurp the shit outta your food. i can respect that.
but don't come into my fookin cube and sit behind me and slurp and chomp every item of food you have to eat on your breaks. find somewhere else.
fercrissakes, please. don't make me stab you with a spork.

can't it end?

database entry

hello please ~ from the temp job:
"1 navy blue purse, 1 cream colored sweater, 1 peach and cream colored sweater, 1 peach, navy & cream colored sweater, 1 green sweater w/ plastic flowers, 1 red sweater, 1 turquoise sweater w/ pink, peach, yellow and lavender design, 1 light pink sweater w/ gray and white stripes, 1 kevin trudeau tape and newsletters"

good thinking to be bringing the mp3 player today, I's thanks the cheebus!

jodhpurs

You ever seen someone wearing jodhpurs?
Weird, isn't it?

does anybody

remember vera wang?

i'm considering a project where i take the lyrics from the wall and reinterpret the lyrics using whatever tickles my fancy.

my guess is most of the jokes will be far too inside to realize humor, but for some.....they might get hit and take first. they'll be pitched fast! oooooh, stingey.

main event

dancing in with the brass band!










our main man, Rohan!

virtual frosty

so maybe you know i worked at an ad agency...it was good times, bad job, good people. i left that job to go back to school.
anyway, i keep in touch with a mess of em, and they got this little funness out now.

You put the head, torso and legs together and make combos. sometimes they dance. my fave (so far) is the leather snow daddy. Head is found 1 page down, on the left, in the middle; torso and legs are the same, respectively.

more pics

I'm in the middle of finals!

some photo's

India [Hiatus]

I got back from India today with the dr.

An excellent adventure, complete with stomach woes.

Tales of Orchha Foot, Western Shit Road, Jahnsi (both the new imaginary {for now} camel and the filthiest train station i have ever witnessed), Mansenor Ass, Taj Mahal [biggest mausoleum ever!], delhi belly, old delhi (a whole street dedicated to paper! or an entire street of silver merchants! or spices!), the largest mosque in the world (so i'm told), and enough forts and palaces to make solomon blush.

and for Uncle Anus these are all random ponderings, musings, and tales of my trip. hot pics to come later!

but i gotta sleep and get these pics off my disk(s). J of JnJ, I'm gonna have some good entries for your 41st year contest....and study for finals.

i almost just posted "I'll be back" but I decided to spare you. and me, really.

it's only a model

Leanna Ortiz writes:
Take just a candy and become ready for 36 hours of love

Who can pass up an offer like that?

beautimus

a few jems

this (rodent saga)

&

this (caution, don't wet yourself)

[paitently awaiting my fork delivery! insert wells fargo wagon song] ----->