Pirates, matey

Yep, we've secured a pirate version of this here site.
Now get chuppled in Y'arrrrrrrrrr-vision.

guess what?

this is not the SF-ist...

holy retinal burn.

nazi pope?

So the Pope made some jackass remarks without consulting:
a) history books
b) 1.5 (or so) Billion Muslims
c) any kind of political advisor

All of whom might have asked him to rethink reciting from a Byzantine Emperor. Yes, that link is to the time of the fall of the Byzantine Empire...Right from when the quote ol' Benedict used. I'm no fortuneteller, though.

This Benedict guy is a jackass. So much for a Christian attitude, huh buddy?

Anyway, i was looking around for things related, like a good blogger, and ran into this. Jeezie Creezie! Reminds me when I lived with the Satanist in Sausalito. Which, mind you, could be an awesome band name. Left hand path, gangway! He sho was a nice fella, tho.

MUNI

one part of this:
6 year old kid: "Why don't they trip when we get in the back door?"
20ish acquaintance: 'They don't care none, they still getting paid. Would you trip?"
6 year old kid: "Not if I get paid."
-- From Mark/On the 15

one part this, this and that.

this works well for laughs.

So why can't SF get it's collective ass together to use already built technologies and proven transit methods to provide inexpensive, yet effective public transport?

Beats the hell outta me. I'm just trying to keep my street litter free. Compound these errors!

dead news?

I really enjoyed this column, and here's what grabbed me:

In honor of George W. Bush's efforts to stop torture by setting up secret CIA prisons and promote freedom by expanding government surveillance powers, I think we should spend a few days contemplating another great thing this administration has done for the world: it has reinvigorated political satire.

I think my question to the Dub (remember that chupplers?) would have to involve this somehow...but i fear my question going where any q goes that doesn't involve the current taste in his mouth, or how much brush to clear at his ranch; straight into his confused "stay the course" bin.

i keep

on reading and re-reading this article, and am not sure what to even think.

I guess as Tony Snow says "It's nothing new".

I'm gonna get that guy some Wellies for his birthday. I just think he deserves some. For all the sheep. You see where I'm going?