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hey, maybe you'll find this insensitive!

my friend John and i were IM chatting about the A's trading Swish. John then said he was displeased that the kid who got mauled to death by the TIGER (here here here here here and my personal favorite! - here) happened to be named Sousa. I'm sure there are a lotta Sousa's out there [even a Sousaphone, John!] so stupid shitheels are bound to ruin your good name, right?

Back to the tiger. Say, you remember in Apocalypse now when Chef (when he still had his head) got off the boat to look for some mangoes? and he is out on the shore, cruising for mangoes, cuz he was a Saucier, and teh fuckin tiger comes up on him and almost gets poor 'ol chef? And Chef jumps on the boat, and screams "Go!" and Lance (or is it Clean?) opens up on the jungle with the forward 50 calibers...and Chef is screaming "a fucking tiger man, a fucking tiger"...?

you remember that part? and Chef then reiterates the famous line (to me anyway) "Never get off the fucking boat".

You think that scene was going through the cops heads; the ones who shot that tiger as they were creeping through the pitch black zoo that fateful night? Cuz i woulda shit my pants right then. yessir.

the point - john came up with a term that i love. while we can't decide which is correct, both are hysterical. Getting Roy'd vs getting Siegfried'd. which do you prefer? does it matter who it actually happened to? would you ever put your frikkin head in a tiger's mouth?

Have you frikkin people heard of Darwin? Cuz those two moronic brothers and the mauling victim (relative of John's - jk) are up there in their respective categories.