i got this awesome spam - thought i'd share:
these are just the headers [i know!]
- Man breaks arm in horror fall
- 4 killed in car crash, dog thrown clear and survives
- Bull goes on ramapage in Spanish town
- Try, it is pleasing to you
and now for some harpers weekly:
Dozens of revelers at the Aquamarine Open Air Festival near Moscow were left partially blind after a laser light show burned their retinas, and members of Finland's Theater Totti debuted the world's first opera for the deaf. Performers conveyed the mood and tone of the nineteenth-century opera "The Hunt of King Charles" using sign language and body language, facial expressions, and two musicians. "I was afraid it would be a pitiful imitation of opera by the hearing," said Kaisa Alanne, the director of the Finnish Association of the Deaf, "but, oh, how wrong I was! It is as if a new form of art was born."