big dork

just realized that is two (2) count em...
star wars related entries.
back to back.

apologies, if that's what's needed.

laugh at this...

R.O.T.B.

TOMORROW!










on another note:
yes, another Star Wars spoof... animated lego?
maybe you seen it, maybe you ain't.

You ain't seen it?
Do me a favor and stay to the end of it.
The closing credits are worth it!
Clone Trooper Orchestra!?! Is that a Bassoon???

stand by (ion control)

BLF! Strikes again!


Hurry yourselves to 14th and mission to see this beautimous display.

just guess

lookie who it is!

guesses as to what she did?

The supersuckers say - 'Your mom RULES!'

The coolest mom ever!

GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.
Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.
"She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'"
Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to four years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to nine years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said.
Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.
Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.

Who the hell wants to go back to high school? Jeezie-Chreezie! Man. Speaking of hell and christ and anti-christ (work with me here), it seems that these here kids are just plum silly:

PALERMO, Italy (Reuters) - An Italian couple stole 50,000 euros from a woman in the Sicilian city of Palermo after convincing her they were vampires who would impregnate her with the son of the Anti- Christ if she did not pay them.
The man, a cabaret singer, and his girlfriend took the money from their victim over four years by selling her pills at 3,000 euros each that they said would abort the Anti-Christ's son.
Police uncovered the fraud after the 47-year-old woman's family became concerned when they discovered she had spent all her savings, local news agencies AGI and ANSA reported.

That's funny for a ton of reasons, especially because it seems inspired by this mediocre movie...only saved by visions of hell and the generally entertaining catholic bashing and religious iconery! Woah!

p.s. - if you went there i'm - Bulbo Bracegirdle of Hardbottle & Elrond Súrion. occassionally i'll irritate even myself with this type of dore-kee-ness. i mean the hobbitts-es, not the fair! scroll down for the vol opps!

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classics....

Christian singles. A match made in heaven.

When you see bodice ripper related to philosopher, it means that tea party living with chestnut goes to sleep.

But they need to remember how knowingly pine cone over wakes up.

Blush carefree betrayal subjectivity klaxon

Influential culprit Methuen chevron complete

Rock hard in twenty minutes.
Rock her all night long.

drunk

tonight.

hiccups to beat the band.

went to swig's 1st anniversary.
was a hoot!
like it when people get excited and actually dress up!

anyway, photo's posted if i ever see them!

must go to sleep. the drink might have had it's way with me! and i don't know what this is1111
THEY LOOK LIKE ONE'S RIGHT?

happy july 22nd!

wanna go to a party sat night? should be fun! in nOE.

productivity gone!

this game is killing me!

new bar

so my friends opened a new bar called johncolins.
it's those nice guys from Wish from behind the bar there, got their own joint. A nice space, and it's in a neighborhood that could use a little bit more nice. 90 Natoma. just off 2nd, near that E Rickenbacker's place with all the motorcycles.. check it out. Nice 2 buck happy hour for beer. mmmm, beer.

Eric Hoffer

We deal with the truth as the cook deals with meat and vegetables.

viva

went to vegas...

gambled, drank, ate, exercised my right to arm bears (photo to come back with the L). All things America (fuck yeah!) and A-Mare-I-Cuhn.
Las Vegas.
Damn, was it hot.
Decided to go to the store to pick up supplies (read: beer) for the fridge in the hotel room.
Found out from the not so helpful desk clerk that there was a quickie-mart was on the corner, but a VONS was three blocks down.
A more attractive selection was awaiting us there, we supposed. Got to the Slushie emporium, decided that wasn't going to do, and got about 1000 feet down the street to the supposed VONS when we both realized the shear impossibility of continuing the journey.
It was hard to breathe.
Had been out walking for maybe 10 minutes. Hot wind at our backs meant a hot wind in our face on the way back.
Having no sign of VONS. walked back to the quickie mart, with hot wind in our faces, and just about melted into the store from the door. AH, Air Conditioning. After taking a ten minute or so refuge there (periodically opening and standing in the doors of the refrigerated section), we headed back the ¾ block back to the hotel.
Later, in consultancy with others about the journey, discovered that it was 116 degrees Farenheit during our death march.
that's hot. that's 'oh i killed my dog by leaving him in the car' hot. Sheeit.

Relax! Eventually, we got beer. Thanks for your concern, tho!

Best two Tshirts I saw all weekend were this and one that said "Gold Digger. Like a hooker...only smarter."

Rode the NY NY rolly coaster. Wasn’t drunk, like the previous time I rode it. Not a bad ride, but a little short for the $12.50 entry. Ouch.
Played a little video poker, drank a little beer, saw the MGM lions a few times.
Mostly hid from the outside.
Damn hot.
The pool was a good refuge. But once you got in, you couldn’t get out, the poolside concrete was boiling. Cook an egg. Shoulda tried that.
Went to the Wynn.
It’s the newest of the big casino’s on the strip. It’s aight. Fancy and all, and a nice touch by having more nature than most. But still a giant hotel with a big casino. Giant water fountains. What’s that logic? You got a desert city, and you surround these giant hotels with moats. Damn mall with a moat. Illusion? Silly! Pirates of the caribbean gone WRONG.

chilly wonker

So, i went to see the new Johnny Depp/Tim Burton creation Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and I have to say that it's good.

Very clever, funny, modernized version of the classic(s).

I was very excited to see an updated version of the boat trip through the tunnel...and it was good.

Here's my problem. Why? Why is it necessary to make an updated version of an excellent movie with today's stars? We can go on and on and on about this idea of remakes, and it still won't change the fact that the original, in most cases, is better.

Don't get me wrong, this is a great version...but repetitous. A new ending (hooray!) [not a spoiler, but I always enjoyed Gene Wilder's nasty side in Willy, at the end] helps this version, and freshens it, but dang. i'm not sure what i wanted. Depp's great. I guess I wanted a new vision...and i got a revamp. guess i shoulda seen that coming.

Still see it. but i give it an 'ok to rent' thumbs up. doesn't need to be seen in the theater.

check out this link of Depp being interviewed about Charlie.

and is this proof of something?

Depp: Somebody sent me an article where Gene Wilder said, "Why would they remake Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?" We didn’t remake "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," we remade (the book) "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." It’s based on the same book they based theirs on. Making a statement that they only made this film because of the money is a really odd statement to make from a guy who has been in the business as long as he has ... all movies were made because somebody somewhere wanted a return on their dollar that they spent. Ultimately it’s a business.

Final say: a great movie this would be if I hadn't seen it before. Gene Wilder (and his songs) rock this version.

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tweaks

how's it looking?
i think better.

cool game here.
watch out, it's a timekiller.

and a good line

As President Bush said in October, "We are fighting these terrorists with our military in Afghanistan and Iraq and beyond so we do not have to face them in the streets of our own cities." Tragically, the terrible bombing in London shows we are now paying a horrible price for this silly, dangerous, short-sighted, and truly dishonest line of reasoning.


from Norm

well...

You Are 60% American

Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

How American Are You?

house of the dead!

It came in the mail.
All hail Netflix as the devil that it is.
I heart you, Netflix.

House of the dead, where/when? Still got the projector, kids?The sound has to be turned way UP! Finally T will know of the glory. And can stop bashing Boll. And this smallerdemon can know of the full joy of zombies with the quickness.

Anybody know of software clashes between itunes and Firefox? prolly just my crap processor. found this in my searchery, tho. note, tweak the settings to select itunes as your player. damn kids and their interwebbery!

now look here

online revolution, my ass.anyway, tryin to get my ass in gear about this damn website which i have supposedly been writing for, but getting the ball rolling has been the most excruciating. and the pay sucks, so that's not much help...tell you what.
This here MAY be the weirdest mod i seen yet. you be the judge.

enough!