just guess

lookie who it is!

guesses as to what she did?

The supersuckers say - 'Your mom RULES!'

The coolest mom ever!

GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.
Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.
"She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'"
Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to four years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to nine years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said.
Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.
Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.

Who the hell wants to go back to high school? Jeezie-Chreezie! Man. Speaking of hell and christ and anti-christ (work with me here), it seems that these here kids are just plum silly:

PALERMO, Italy (Reuters) - An Italian couple stole 50,000 euros from a woman in the Sicilian city of Palermo after convincing her they were vampires who would impregnate her with the son of the Anti- Christ if she did not pay them.
The man, a cabaret singer, and his girlfriend took the money from their victim over four years by selling her pills at 3,000 euros each that they said would abort the Anti-Christ's son.
Police uncovered the fraud after the 47-year-old woman's family became concerned when they discovered she had spent all her savings, local news agencies AGI and ANSA reported.

That's funny for a ton of reasons, especially because it seems inspired by this mediocre movie...only saved by visions of hell and the generally entertaining catholic bashing and religious iconery! Woah!

p.s. - if you went there i'm - Bulbo Bracegirdle of Hardbottle & Elrond Súrion. occassionally i'll irritate even myself with this type of dore-kee-ness. i mean the hobbitts-es, not the fair! scroll down for the vol opps!