so i realize that it is some sort of Asian culture thing to slurp the shit outta your food. i can respect that.
but don't come into my fookin cube and sit behind me and slurp and chomp every item of food you have to eat on your breaks. find somewhere else.
fercrissakes, please. don't make me stab you with a spork.
can't it end?
speedtest - careful!
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get I get an "amen?"
No?
How about a "chinky chinky" then?
mmm-kay!
sneeze loudly and often upon them. they hate that. come to think of it, everyone does!
Where I work it's the smell. Homemade food that smells unbearably nasty, and my "office" is a hallway, for three to four other people, and when they heat their food, the drag it through here because there's nowhere for anyone to sit and eat lunch. And the folks in the office behind me, the never, EVER go out for lunch. Day in and day out they bring their lunch, and it smells horrid, and so my office smells horrid for at least an hour a day. And that is why I don't really feel bad in any way that I am getting paid a lot more than I should for this job, because I have to leave every day at lunch myself.
Anyway, when the smell is overwhelming and I can't leave, I am less than subtle about it. I kick on the tiny little super fan (I thin it's a Blizzard) and I have a really smelly bar of soap from the soap and candle place downt the street that I stick right behind it and let it fill the office with the smell of halloween themed candy corn SOAP!
From what I can tell... I think the daily lunch they bring is sheep intestines over rice cooked with a spicy sauce containg sulfur and fecal odor.
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