headphones

wear yo headphones. now press here.
see?
stereophonic, bitches.
i whisper you the code.

in otehr news; an open letter to:
Americas Test Kitchen -
How can you do this to me?
How is it that you send me weekly email to join your 'sister' site, and hide the recipes that i paid good money for behind the sister site and then ask me to pay, again, for the use of these recipes?
is it because you believe somehow i give a shit about a 'free microplane grater'? the answer to that question, and many other unrelated questions, is NO.

In final-ment, some harpers -

Jerry Falwell died. "Dr. Falwell," said
Senator John McCain, "was a man of distinguished
accomplishment."

remember that in '08.

get yo harpers on (Or Works to Worse)

Ya'll remember when Ralph Nader ran for president? I'm paraphrasing
here, but he mentioned that in order for the political system and
the nation in general to become something that actually works, "it
would have to get a lot worse before it gets better".

You think this is what he meant (via harpers):

The Republican candidates for the presidency debated at the
Ronald Reagan Library in California. 
* - Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas said that the day Roe v.
Wade was repealed would be "a glorious day of human liberty
and freedom" and that the current tax system "ought to be
taken behind a barn and killed with a dull ax"; 
* - Senator John McCain of Arizona claimed that he would
"follow [Osama bin Laden ] to the gates of hell"; 
* - Texas Congressman Ron Paul said that not going to war in
Iraq would have been "conservative," because "it's a
Republican, it's pro-American, it follows the Founding Fathers.
And besides, it  follows the Constitution." 
* - California Congressman Duncan Hunter took responsibility
for the border fence in San Diego. "It's a double fence," he said.
"It's not that little straggly fence you see on CNN  with
everybody getting over it." 
* - "No one on this stage," said former Arkansas governor Mike
Huckabee, "probably knows Hillary Clinton better than I do,"
to which former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani replied:
"Oh my!" 

Collectively, the candidates invoked Reagan's name nearly 20
times. It was announced that Reagan's diaries would be published. 

"Getting shot," he wrote in 1981, "hurts."